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The reason we think the flowers on the precipice are beautiful,
is because we are standing on the precipice as well.
Do not fear, because we are like the flowers,
We did not step off.
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It's the terror of knowing what this world is about, watching some good friends screaming let me out!
"You may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by 'devil', I mean Robot Devil, and by 'metaphorically', I mean get your coat."
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If wealth is lost, nothing is lost,
If health is lost, something is lost,
If character is lost, all is lost.
The inferior mind reacts immediately to bright lights, bright colors, and loud noises.
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If wealth is lost, nothing is lost,
If health is lost, something is lost,
If character is lost, all is lost.
The inferior mind reacts immediately to bright lights, bright colors, and loud noises.
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Now, let's see my favorite emoticon! Everyone, put your hands together for........
Join me and my army of purple paper shredders to defeat the Pirate King and save the alien planet!
~If interested, copy this into your signature!~
GREEN HAIRRR LOL i love it
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あなたの魂、私を消費する!
あなたの魂は、鉱山を制御する!
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